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Society- It’s Time to Stop Pretending That You Don’t Like Nickelback

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Nov 1, 20203 min read

Society- It’s Time to Stop Pretending That You Don’t Like Nickelback

By Matthew Hauser | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version Society, the act is up. We’ve all been collectively saying that we hate...

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I Tried Rapunzel's Tangled Tips for Alleviating Isolation Boredom

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May 31, 20204 min read

I Tried Rapunzel's Tangled Tips for Alleviating Isolation Boredom

Rapunzel is quite the quarantining pro.

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Buzz Off: A Comparison Between A Bug’s Life (1998) and Antz (1998)

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May 31, 20205 min read

Buzz Off: A Comparison Between A Bug’s Life (1998) and Antz (1998)

Every ant may have its day. But should every ant have an entire freaking movie?

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Okay I Think I Can Officially Say That School Is Nothing Like It's Portrayed in Media

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May 31, 20204 min read

Okay I Think I Can Officially Say That School Is Nothing Like It's Portrayed in Media

I think we’re at the point where I can officially say that school is nothing like it is portrayed in the media.

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Sports, Media, and Social Distancing: A Rant

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May 31, 20204 min read

Sports, Media, and Social Distancing: A Rant

One of the more noticeable absences during this period for me has been the lack of sports.

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A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation

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May 31, 20207 min read

A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation

What follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.

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May 31, 20203 min read

Battle of the Breads

Okay, I finally gave in. I made the damn banana bread. It was either this or start learning TikTok dances, and I’m just not that coordinated

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I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen

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Apr 27, 20205 min read

I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen

Twentieth Century Fox is lying to you.

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Walking the Line: Finding Study Music That Slaps

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Apr 27, 20204 min read

Walking the Line: Finding Study Music That Slaps

With finals upon us momentarily, now seems like a good time to discuss healthy study habits.

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At Least We Have Books: A List of Quarantine Reads

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Apr 27, 20203 min read

At Least We Have Books: A List of Quarantine Reads

Here are some of the books I’m looking forward to experiencing for the first time in case you’re looking for inspiration.

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Happy 4/20 (Month), Let’s Get Stress Baked

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Apr 27, 20203 min read

Happy 4/20 (Month), Let’s Get Stress Baked

I’d like to start by saying that I was making bread before quarantine started - glad everyone is finally on the same page as me.

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Apr 6, 20203 min read

An Introvert's Guide to the Apocalypse

My biggest advice: The hot glue gun is both your best friend and your worst enemy. Respect its power.

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A March Isolation Timeline (Starting at Spring Break and Loosely Based on Reality for Legal Reasons)

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Apr 6, 20203 min read

A March Isolation Timeline (Starting at Spring Break and Loosely Based on Reality for Legal Reasons)

Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food, do you think about me as often as I think about you?

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Apr 6, 20203 min read

I Wasn't Going Outside Anyway

To tell you the truth, my life hasn’t changed all that much, and that’s the problem.

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Social Distancing Do’s and Don'ts! (A Playlist)

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Apr 6, 20201 min read

Social Distancing Do’s and Don'ts! (A Playlist)

Whether you need a way to digest all of the coronavirus-related advice or you’re looking for a few more artists to bop to during this time,

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Apr 6, 20204 min read

Taylor Swift: Lover

Maybe if I sell my kidney (or just beg to my mother like the independent woman I am), I can go see the tour.

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Top Ten List of Shows to Binge Now That You Finally Have the Time (That Aren’t Dating Shows)

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Apr 6, 20208 min read

Top Ten List of Shows to Binge Now That You Finally Have the Time (That Aren’t Dating Shows)

All those shows your film major friends always knew you would love, but you never had the time to fully check out, we got ‘em.

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Apr 6, 20204 min read

The Luck of the Irish Did Not Age Well

The mother (Marita Geraghty) serves the family pasta from some weirdly lettuce-lined bowl, and then calls it a salad. Suspicious.

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Reviewing Films That Would Have Come out but Were Delayed Due to the Coronavirus

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Apr 6, 20202 min read

Reviewing Films That Would Have Come out but Were Delayed Due to the Coronavirus

Unless James Bond knows how to develop a vaccine or get people to socially distance, we currently have no use for him.

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Feb 27, 20205 min read

On Being Single

Watson differs from her character because in November of last year, she mentioned in an interview that she does not think of herself as

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