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Feb 28, 20215 min read

In Too Deep: the Muppets (2011)

By Peter Rizzo | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version Very few scenes in cinema history deal with the complicated nature of enlightenment....

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Feb 28, 20214 min read

Everyone Loves Ads!

By Lucas Hauser | Editor-in-Chief Read the Sway Version I can tell the truth when I say that I watch the Super Bowl for the...

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To All The Boys: Always and Forever? More like Always and Never

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Feb 28, 20213 min read

To All The Boys: Always and Forever? More like Always and Never

By Suzanne Cole | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version 2018’s To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before was a triumph for Netflix’s lineup of teen...

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Valentine’s Reflections and Why Fleabag Remains the Greatest Love Story to Grace the Screen

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Feb 28, 20213 min read

Valentine’s Reflections and Why Fleabag Remains the Greatest Love Story to Grace the Screen

By Jenna Massey | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version If Valentine’s Day is really supposed to be a holiday about love, I believe we’ve...

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Feb 28, 20213 min read

Bagels- Where to draw the line?

By Sam Rubin | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version What is a bagel? Bagels are circular yeasted and boiled bread rolls with a hole in the...

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A Lesbian's Guide to (Forcefully) Projecting Yourself Into Media

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Feb 28, 20215 min read

A Lesbian's Guide to (Forcefully) Projecting Yourself Into Media

By Lace Grant | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version Growing up as a lesbian was such a different experience compared to my heterosexual...

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A World of Warcraft Expatriate Reviews Epic-Length Fanfic

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Feb 28, 20213 min read

A World of Warcraft Expatriate Reviews Epic-Length Fanfic

By Luke Adelhoch | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version Fanfiction: you know it, maybe you love it, maybe you wrote (Or write) it. It’s...

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Help! I’ve Fallen (For You) And I Can’t Get Up! - A Playlist to Cure a Case of The Yearns™

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Feb 28, 20211 min read

Help! I’ve Fallen (For You) And I Can’t Get Up! - A Playlist to Cure a Case of The Yearns™

By Jasmine Geonzon | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version In case you haven’t heard (or aren’t on Tik Tok), the late 1990s and early 2000s...

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No One Asked: A Compilation of Insightful Thoughts

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Feb 28, 20213 min read

No One Asked: A Compilation of Insightful Thoughts

By Shule Bakir | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version Thought Number 1: I love having opinions about films and TV shows that I haven’t seen...

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The Official Ranking of Cheesy Power Ballads and the Types of Cheese They Most Embody

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Dec 18, 20205 min read

The Official Ranking of Cheesy Power Ballads and the Types of Cheese They Most Embody

By Lucas Hauser | Editor-in-Chief Read the Sway Version The 1980s (a time period, for the purposes of this article, that is liberally...

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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - K.G.

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Dec 18, 20203 min read

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - K.G.

By Eamon Raftery-Sweeney | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version Australian neo-psych rock group King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is one...

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Why Jason Takes Manhattan is the best Friday the 13th

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Dec 18, 20203 min read

Why Jason Takes Manhattan is the best Friday the 13th

By Casey Lenhart | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version I have a lot of opinions about slasher movies, particularly ones with franchises....

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merry christmas! i’m crying. (A Playlist)

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Dec 18, 20201 min read

merry christmas! i’m crying. (A Playlist)

By Cecelia Eure | Deputy Editor Read the Sway Version Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas. As much as I love to jam out to “All I...

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Klimaretter: Saving the Environment One Dumb German Reality TV Show at at Time

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Dec 18, 20203 min read

Klimaretter: Saving the Environment One Dumb German Reality TV Show at at Time

By Lucas Hauser | Editor-in-Chief Read the Sway Version Experiencing something from another culture and in another language can be a...

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Dec 18, 20205 min read

Christopher Nolan, Revisited

By Eamon Raftery-Sweeney | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version The undeniable king of Hollywood for the past decade is Christopher Nolan....

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Anime 4 Dummies: Trying to Understand Anime Through Listening to My Boyfriend

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Nov 1, 20202 min read

Anime 4 Dummies: Trying to Understand Anime Through Listening to My Boyfriend

By Cecelia Eure | Deputy Editor Read the Sway Version Let me be clear, I am the dummy. I have only watched anime with or per a...

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Ranking the Movies and other Productions Ruined by Me Sleeping Through Them

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Nov 1, 20204 min read

Ranking the Movies and other Productions Ruined by Me Sleeping Through Them

By Lucas Hauser | Editor-in-Chief Read the Sway Version I’ll be the first to admit it to you-- I have a poor track record when it comes...

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Beatles Album Ranking in regards to the upcoming Peter Jackson "Let it Be" Documentary

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Nov 1, 20209 min read

Beatles Album Ranking in regards to the upcoming Peter Jackson "Let it Be" Documentary

By Casey Lenhart | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version So in honor of the end of 50 year anniversaries, the Peter Jackson documentary, and...

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Nov 1, 20201 min read

Perfect Fall Albums

By Jasmine Geonzon | Staff Writer Read the Sway Version This article can only be read in Sway :)

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Nov 1, 20204 min read

In Defense of Cars

By Lucas Hauser | Editor-in-Chief Read the Sway Version Being five years old is a wondrous adventure. When you’re not working hard...

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