WMTVMay 31, 20204 minOkay I Think I Can Officially Say That School Is Nothing Like It's Portrayed in MediaI think we’re at the point where I can officially say that school is nothing like it is portrayed in the media.
WMTVMay 31, 20207 minA Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 SituationWhat follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.
WMTVApr 27, 20205 minI Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the DozenTwentieth Century Fox is lying to you.
WMTVApr 6, 20203 minA March Isolation Timeline (Starting at Spring Break and Loosely Based on Reality for Legal Reasons)Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food, do you think about me as often as I think about you?