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Okay I Think I Can Officially Say That School Is Nothing Like It's Portrayed in Media
I think we’re at the point where I can officially say that school is nothing like it is portrayed in the media.
WMTV
May 31, 20204 min read
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A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation
What follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.
WMTV
May 31, 20207 min read
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I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen
Twentieth Century Fox is lying to you.
WMTV
Apr 27, 20205 min read
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A March Isolation Timeline (Starting at Spring Break and Loosely Based on Reality for Legal Reasons)
Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food, do you think about me as often as I think about you?
WMTV
Apr 6, 20203 min read
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On Being Single
Watson differs from her character because in November of last year, she mentioned in an interview that she does not think of herself as
WMTV
Feb 27, 20205 min read
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Williamsburg is Like Time Travel: A Comparison
By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Talent has never been this locally-based. You may not know the name Matt Farley, and for that, I...
WMTV
Dec 8, 20193 min read
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An Open Letter to People Who Don't Believe in Ghosts
By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Wake up. That chill you’re feeling in the Wren Building isn’t the A/C; it’s the frigid temperatures...
WMTV
Oct 27, 20195 min read
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Turn: Both Fact and Fiction
By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Move over Hamilton because American History has never been sexier. AMC’s Turn: Washington’s Spies...
WMTV
Oct 27, 20193 min read
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Art Imitates Art: A Series (I)
By Marriya Schwarz | Deputy Editor Brooke Rees | Photographer “Appreciating art needs the same amount of attention as a turtle eating a...
WMTV
May 5, 20191 min read
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Crimes of Grindelwald: The Fourth Unforgiveable Curse
By Marriya Schwarz | Deputy Editor Do yourself a favor and obliviate any positive expectations you have before viewing J.K. Rowling’s...
WMTV
May 5, 20193 min read
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The Glenn Close-Up
By Marriya Schwarz | Deputy Editor Nora Donnelly | Editor-in-Chief Breaking News: Most interesting person since Anderson Cooper comes to...
WMTV
May 5, 20193 min read
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A Sour Twist in National Treasure
By Marriya Schwarz | Deputy Editor After receiving a 45 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, I think it is safe to say that the 2004 American...
WMTV
May 5, 20195 min read
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