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Nov 1, 20204 min read
In Defense of Cars
By Lucas Hauser | Editor-in-Chief Read the Sway Version Being five years old is a wondrous adventure. When you’re not working hard...
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May 31, 20204 min read
I Tried Rapunzel's Tangled Tips for Alleviating Isolation Boredom
Rapunzel is quite the quarantining pro.
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May 31, 20204 min read
Okay I Think I Can Officially Say That School Is Nothing Like It's Portrayed in Media
I think we’re at the point where I can officially say that school is nothing like it is portrayed in the media.
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May 31, 20204 min read
Sports, Media, and Social Distancing: A Rant
One of the more noticeable absences during this period for me has been the lack of sports.
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WMTV
Apr 6, 20203 min read
An Introvert's Guide to the Apocalypse
My biggest advice: The hot glue gun is both your best friend and your worst enemy. Respect its power.
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Apr 6, 20203 min read
A March Isolation Timeline (Starting at Spring Break and Loosely Based on Reality for Legal Reasons)
Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food, do you think about me as often as I think about you?
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Apr 6, 20203 min read
I Wasn't Going Outside Anyway
To tell you the truth, my life hasn’t changed all that much, and that’s the problem.
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Feb 27, 20205 min read
On Being Single
Watson differs from her character because in November of last year, she mentioned in an interview that she does not think of herself as
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Feb 27, 20204 min read
But Not Too Gay: A Breakdown of Shallow Representation in Mainstream Movies
The film also featured the MCU’s first gay character, a sad Joe Russo cameo lamenting about having a bad date with a man.
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WMTV
Feb 27, 20207 min read
Fashion Advice from a Colorblind (and Oblivious) Observer
My eyes told me that it was green. Logically, I mentioned that the paper was green.
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Feb 27, 20205 min read
Your Petitions Are Meaningless: An Article About Toxic Fandoms
What does it mean to be a “fan” of something?
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WMTV
Dec 7, 20194 min read
Let People Enjoy Things: A Testimonial from Your Local Potterhead
By Maggie Aschmeyer | Deputy Editor When I was in seventh grade, my teacher gave an assignment that most middle-schoolers would consider...
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Dec 7, 20196 min read
Combatting Wanderlust
By Lucas Hauser | Staff Writer Everybody has that feeling. Most people have that feeling. Many of you know what I am talking about. Some...
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Oct 27, 20195 min read
An Open Letter to People Who Don't Believe in Ghosts
By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Wake up. That chill you’re feeling in the Wren Building isn’t the A/C; it’s the frigid temperatures...
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May 5, 20193 min read
On the Merits of a Scream-Sing
By Hunter Hall | Staff Writer In the Poetics, famed Greek philosopher and wrong scientist Aristotle spoke on catharsis; he claimed that...
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