Review

Buzz Off: A Comparison Between A Bug’s Life (1998) and Antz (1998)

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May 31, 20205 min read

Buzz Off: A Comparison Between A Bug’s Life (1998) and Antz (1998)

Every ant may have its day. But should every ant have an entire freaking movie?

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A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation

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May 31, 20207 min read

A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation

What follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.

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I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen

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Apr 27, 20205 min read

I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen

Twentieth Century Fox is lying to you.

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Happy 4/20 (Month), Let’s Get Stress Baked

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Apr 27, 20203 min read

Happy 4/20 (Month), Let’s Get Stress Baked

I’d like to start by saying that I was making bread before quarantine started - glad everyone is finally on the same page as me.

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Apr 6, 20204 min read

Taylor Swift: Lover

Maybe if I sell my kidney (or just beg to my mother like the independent woman I am), I can go see the tour.

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Top Ten List of Shows to Binge Now That You Finally Have the Time (That Aren’t Dating Shows)

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Apr 6, 20208 min read

Top Ten List of Shows to Binge Now That You Finally Have the Time (That Aren’t Dating Shows)

All those shows your film major friends always knew you would love, but you never had the time to fully check out, we got ‘em.

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Apr 6, 20204 min read

The Luck of the Irish Did Not Age Well

The mother (Marita Geraghty) serves the family pasta from some weirdly lettuce-lined bowl, and then calls it a salad. Suspicious.

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Reviewing Films That Would Have Come out but Were Delayed Due to the Coronavirus

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Apr 6, 20202 min read

Reviewing Films That Would Have Come out but Were Delayed Due to the Coronavirus

Unless James Bond knows how to develop a vaccine or get people to socially distance, we currently have no use for him.

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The Oscars Snubbed Frozen 2 and I Will Not Be Silent

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Feb 27, 20203 min read

The Oscars Snubbed Frozen 2 and I Will Not Be Silent

All that said, Frozen 2 was snubbed. It’s an imperfect masterpiece with a lot of heart.

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Ryan Beatty Is Real and I'm Mad You Don't Know That

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Feb 27, 20208 min read

Ryan Beatty Is Real and I'm Mad You Don't Know That

You, yes you. I’m mad at you. You’re currently thinking, “Hmm, I don’t know who Ryan Beatty is, I guess this article will tell me”.

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Snack Break! A Look at Williamsburg’s Lavender Latte Scene

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Feb 27, 20203 min read

Snack Break! A Look at Williamsburg’s Lavender Latte Scene

Blending subtle floral notes with the sweet and creamy nature of your average latte come together in what has now become my favorite drink.

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Williamsburg is Like Time Travel: A Comparison

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Dec 8, 20193 min read

Williamsburg is Like Time Travel: A Comparison

By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Talent has never been this locally-based. You may not know the name Matt Farley, and for that, I...

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Unpacking the Insanity that is Christian Mingle: The Movie

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Dec 7, 20194 min read

Unpacking the Insanity that is Christian Mingle: The Movie

By Peter Rizzo | Staff Writer When I made the decision to write a review of Christian Mingle: The Movie, I thought that it was going to...

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Babbling Brooke: Reviewing Films I've Never Seen Before*

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Dec 7, 20193 min read

Babbling Brooke: Reviewing Films I've Never Seen Before*

*based on... the title, what I’ve heard, the trailer, lectures in my film classes that I should have paid attention to but didn’t, or my...

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Oct 27, 20193 min read

Turn: Both Fact and Fiction

By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Move over Hamilton because American History has never been sexier. AMC’s Turn: Washington’s Spies...

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Dear IT: Chapter 2: What Was That All About?

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Oct 27, 20193 min read

Dear IT: Chapter 2: What Was That All About?

By Brooke Rees | Staff Writer Okay, I’m going to be honest with you here; I only watched IT: Chapter 2 once, and that was over a month...

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Captain Marvel and What She Means for Women in 2019

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Oct 27, 20196 min read

Captain Marvel and What She Means for Women in 2019

WARNING: SPOILERS By Maggie Aschmeyer | Deputy Editor As a fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), lady action heroes, and cats, I...

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May 5, 20192 min read

Custard's Last Stand

By Nora Donnelly | Editor-in-Chief If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “wouldn’t it be great if there was a second Rita’s a block and a...

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May 5, 20193 min read

I Have a Theory About the Birds

By Nora Donnelly | Editor-in-Chief I think we're misinterpreting Hitchcock's 1963 film, The Birds. For those unfamiliar with the movie,...

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May 5, 20195 min read

A Sour Twist in National Treasure

By Marriya Schwarz | Deputy Editor After receiving a 45 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, I think it is safe to say that the 2004 American...

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