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May 31, 20205 min read
Buzz Off: A Comparison Between A Bug’s Life (1998) and Antz (1998)
Every ant may have its day. But should every ant have an entire freaking movie?
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May 31, 20207 min read
A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation
What follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.
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Apr 27, 20205 min read
I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen
Twentieth Century Fox is lying to you.
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Apr 27, 20203 min read
Happy 4/20 (Month), Let’s Get Stress Baked
I’d like to start by saying that I was making bread before quarantine started - glad everyone is finally on the same page as me.
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Apr 6, 20204 min read
Taylor Swift: Lover
Maybe if I sell my kidney (or just beg to my mother like the independent woman I am), I can go see the tour.
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Apr 6, 20208 min read
Top Ten List of Shows to Binge Now That You Finally Have the Time (That Aren’t Dating Shows)
All those shows your film major friends always knew you would love, but you never had the time to fully check out, we got ‘em.
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Apr 6, 20204 min read
The Luck of the Irish Did Not Age Well
The mother (Marita Geraghty) serves the family pasta from some weirdly lettuce-lined bowl, and then calls it a salad. Suspicious.
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Apr 6, 20202 min read
Reviewing Films That Would Have Come out but Were Delayed Due to the Coronavirus
Unless James Bond knows how to develop a vaccine or get people to socially distance, we currently have no use for him.
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Feb 27, 20203 min read
The Oscars Snubbed Frozen 2 and I Will Not Be Silent
All that said, Frozen 2 was snubbed. It’s an imperfect masterpiece with a lot of heart.
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Feb 27, 20208 min read
Ryan Beatty Is Real and I'm Mad You Don't Know That
You, yes you. I’m mad at you. You’re currently thinking, “Hmm, I don’t know who Ryan Beatty is, I guess this article will tell me”.
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Feb 27, 20203 min read
Snack Break! A Look at Williamsburg’s Lavender Latte Scene
Blending subtle floral notes with the sweet and creamy nature of your average latte come together in what has now become my favorite drink.
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Dec 8, 20193 min read
Williamsburg is Like Time Travel: A Comparison
By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Talent has never been this locally-based. You may not know the name Matt Farley, and for that, I...
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Dec 7, 20194 min read
Unpacking the Insanity that is Christian Mingle: The Movie
By Peter Rizzo | Staff Writer When I made the decision to write a review of Christian Mingle: The Movie, I thought that it was going to...
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Dec 7, 20193 min read
Babbling Brooke: Reviewing Films I've Never Seen Before*
*based on... the title, what I’ve heard, the trailer, lectures in my film classes that I should have paid attention to but didn’t, or my...
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Oct 27, 20193 min read
Turn: Both Fact and Fiction
By Marriya Schwarz | Editor-in-Chief Move over Hamilton because American History has never been sexier. AMC’s Turn: Washington’s Spies...
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Oct 27, 20193 min read
Dear IT: Chapter 2: What Was That All About?
By Brooke Rees | Staff Writer Okay, I’m going to be honest with you here; I only watched IT: Chapter 2 once, and that was over a month...
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Oct 27, 20196 min read
Captain Marvel and What She Means for Women in 2019
WARNING: SPOILERS By Maggie Aschmeyer | Deputy Editor As a fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), lady action heroes, and cats, I...
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May 5, 20192 min read
Custard's Last Stand
By Nora Donnelly | Editor-in-Chief If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “wouldn’t it be great if there was a second Rita’s a block and a...
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May 5, 20193 min read
I Have a Theory About the Birds
By Nora Donnelly | Editor-in-Chief I think we're misinterpreting Hitchcock's 1963 film, The Birds. For those unfamiliar with the movie,...
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May 5, 20195 min read
A Sour Twist in National Treasure
By Marriya Schwarz | Deputy Editor After receiving a 45 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, I think it is safe to say that the 2004 American...
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